How many books have been published? Lots, I'll bet. But what about the unwritten, the unpublished masterpieces? What about the books that should have inspired generations and moved us to laughter or tears? Nothing is known. Doesn't that intrigue you? It should.
Not only have these books never been written, they suffer the added indignity of never having been reviewed.
Here's your chance to put matters right. Be the first, be the ONLY reviewer of the greatest book NEVER written. Any author, any style, any subject. You tell us all about the book in your review.
Send your review of the GREATEST UNWRITTEN BOOK to BURP. Subject to the usual terms and conditions, we'll publish the review. Please note that we do not have the facilities to publish your chosen book.
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